Welcome to the Archive!
(Read in a booming, echoing voice)
Here you will find a collection of my rants, letters and diatribes, all conserved in internet ice for your pleasure (hopefully) and my future cringe (almost certainly.) Maybe there’ll be some revelation, some context or some cool art in there that will make the archaeological expedition worth your time.
But my lawyer told me I can’t make any promises.
Most of the time it’ll be just me telling you about my life, showing you my work and my cats, and sharing weird/cool/interesting things I’ve found while roaming the internet. So, enter at your own risk, enjoy the read and please do tell me what you think!
And hey, if you find something cool or amusing in there, join the fun and get the next ones by subscribing here!
Oh Right, the Emails:
Letter #15 - “Don't be afraid to die a little”
Letter #14 - “I'm really proud of this one, folks. Take a look and tell me what you think. 🐅”
Letter #13 - “I'm back at it! Now with extra orange! 🟠”
Letter #12 - “Colours, colours everywhere! 🎨”
Letter #11 - “💥 I survived the TechnoApocalypse, and all I got was a VERY colourful bird!”
Letter #10 - “Have you ever licked a bug? 🐞”
Letter #9 - “Behold the scaly terror that lives in our hearts!🐊”
Letter #8 - “The Monkey made me do it. 🐒”
Letter #7 - “🦮 The All-Seeing... Corgi? Is that a typo?”
Letter #6 - “Well, we survived the holidays! To celebrate, I have news and goodies!“
Letter #4 - “I'm late, but I'm here. Barely. 😬“
Thanksgiving 2023 - “Thanks. Just thanks.🙂”
Letter #3 - “Hey, that's not a bird! Also, updates and discount codes!“
Letter #2 - “In this email: birds, prints, cabins and MATH!!“
Letter #1 - "... What if they hate it?