OmniCorgi
"... And we hear the warnings, and we see the signs..."
You know how in life sometimes you feel like you have no clue which road to take? There are all these signs and warnings and arrows and lights, all pointing at different things and in different directions. In the end, you’re just not sure what the hell you are gonna do, and you just want the noise to go down a bit, and can someone please turn down the freaking sirens?
Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had a guide? An all-seeing, all-knowing, kind and caring guide to take us through the maze and help us get to the other side, safe and sound? Wouldn’t it be great if that guide was friendly and cuddly and cute? An all-loving ball of non-judgmental care and guidance?
Well, I’m pretty damn sure, if that entity exists, it would take the shape of a Cosmic Corgi. A benevolent guide who will take you through the cold and darkness but hey, of course we can stop for ice cream on the way!
I give you OmniCorgi. The embodiment of what I just described, filtered through my brain and spilled in a rain of pixels through my right hand. I hope you like it. It’s ok if you don’t. But you should because they’re awesome.
Now, for a bit of shop talk...
As usual, these prints are lovingly crafted by me, printed on 320 gsm, cotton archival paper (that’s just a fancy way to say the paper is really cool and warm and thick, with a lovely, velvety texture and creamy colour), using archival inks (this just means this thing won’t fade in a hundred years. I’m serious. Treat it with a bit of care, and it will last a lifetime), using The Black Beast, my trusty 250 pounds of a Canon Printer.
tl;dr: the prints are really, really pretty, and the quality is top-notch. Just look at the pictures if you don’t believe me. And if you’ve bought a print from me before, you know what to expect.
"... And we hear the warnings, and we see the signs..."
You know how in life sometimes you feel like you have no clue which road to take? There are all these signs and warnings and arrows and lights, all pointing at different things and in different directions. In the end, you’re just not sure what the hell you are gonna do, and you just want the noise to go down a bit, and can someone please turn down the freaking sirens?
Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had a guide? An all-seeing, all-knowing, kind and caring guide to take us through the maze and help us get to the other side, safe and sound? Wouldn’t it be great if that guide was friendly and cuddly and cute? An all-loving ball of non-judgmental care and guidance?
Well, I’m pretty damn sure, if that entity exists, it would take the shape of a Cosmic Corgi. A benevolent guide who will take you through the cold and darkness but hey, of course we can stop for ice cream on the way!
I give you OmniCorgi. The embodiment of what I just described, filtered through my brain and spilled in a rain of pixels through my right hand. I hope you like it. It’s ok if you don’t. But you should because they’re awesome.
Now, for a bit of shop talk...
As usual, these prints are lovingly crafted by me, printed on 320 gsm, cotton archival paper (that’s just a fancy way to say the paper is really cool and warm and thick, with a lovely, velvety texture and creamy colour), using archival inks (this just means this thing won’t fade in a hundred years. I’m serious. Treat it with a bit of care, and it will last a lifetime), using The Black Beast, my trusty 250 pounds of a Canon Printer.
tl;dr: the prints are really, really pretty, and the quality is top-notch. Just look at the pictures if you don’t believe me. And if you’ve bought a print from me before, you know what to expect.
"... And we hear the warnings, and we see the signs..."
You know how in life sometimes you feel like you have no clue which road to take? There are all these signs and warnings and arrows and lights, all pointing at different things and in different directions. In the end, you’re just not sure what the hell you are gonna do, and you just want the noise to go down a bit, and can someone please turn down the freaking sirens?
Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had a guide? An all-seeing, all-knowing, kind and caring guide to take us through the maze and help us get to the other side, safe and sound? Wouldn’t it be great if that guide was friendly and cuddly and cute? An all-loving ball of non-judgmental care and guidance?
Well, I’m pretty damn sure, if that entity exists, it would take the shape of a Cosmic Corgi. A benevolent guide who will take you through the cold and darkness but hey, of course we can stop for ice cream on the way!
I give you OmniCorgi. The embodiment of what I just described, filtered through my brain and spilled in a rain of pixels through my right hand. I hope you like it. It’s ok if you don’t. But you should because they’re awesome.
Now, for a bit of shop talk...
As usual, these prints are lovingly crafted by me, printed on 320 gsm, cotton archival paper (that’s just a fancy way to say the paper is really cool and warm and thick, with a lovely, velvety texture and creamy colour), using archival inks (this just means this thing won’t fade in a hundred years. I’m serious. Treat it with a bit of care, and it will last a lifetime), using The Black Beast, my trusty 250 pounds of a Canon Printer.
tl;dr: the prints are really, really pretty, and the quality is top-notch. Just look at the pictures if you don’t believe me. And if you’ve bought a print from me before, you know what to expect.